This is what I love about HR, you learn these little intricacies of our people.
Margaret is gonna show us the meaning of trust.
Honey, what am I really doing this summer?
When I send the kids away to camp I'm redesigning bathrooms.
Think Brooklyn, exposed brick and a urinal.
Mike wants me standing up again. Yeah.
New neighbors aren't wasting any time moving in, are they?
Hey honey! Still spying on the neighbors?
Hi! We're the Joneses!
Such a lovely street.
The chinese don't even have a word for a street like this, they would say...
It sounds cool coming out of your mouth.
You don't think there's something off about them?
They're both so overly acomplished and stylish.
Welcome to the Cobra club!
A little different than you expected, huh? That looks like a real snake.
Snake one, that's real cobra.
Do you have tab?
I'm following Natalie Jones.
Hello Karen. Natalie!
I was just leaving Tim a voicemail. He likes to hear from me
when I'm trying on lingerie. It's one of our things.
Do you and Jeff have a thing?
We do it really fast in case the kids come running into our room.
Who are these people?
We need evidence. I just wanna make sure this is not paranoia.
What is this? There's a missile!
That's me!
What is all this stuff?!
Honey is that you? Mama wants to cuddle!
The Joneses, they're not who they say they are.
Here's the thing about trust, once it's gone bad things are gonna happen.
It's the Joneses! Get in the car, now!
When I count to three we're gonna run, ok? One, two...
Oh my god!
Jeff! You can't be serious.
I was making a headstart! On your wife?!
Hello sweetie. No, the cookies are for both of you.
We'll just split the last one.
Just split the cookie, split the cookie!
This tie's been fitted with a miniature surveillance mic.
It's completly undetectable.
Help! Help!
Jeff!
We don't get out very often so we really like to make the most of it.